LORD OF THE RINGS
The Return of the King (2003) | Dir. Peter Jackson
its ok to be dead. its ok to be a rotting corpse!
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Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.
Two blondes and a bus
Two blondes are standing at a bus stop.
One asks the other:
“Which bus are you taking?”
“Number 1. And you?”
“Two.”
The bus with the number 12 is coming. One of them says to the other:
“Look, we’re going together!”
“A gentle reminder that your heart is a muscle and so should be exercised regularly. Love often and love deeply.”
— Beau Taplin
